Monday, September 20, 2010

Day 1

ok so this is me starting a new blog about my crazy life with my family. first off i'm joy and i have a seven month old daughter named jillian ( i will offten refer to her as bean) and i live with my mom, step-dad, brother, niece and two nephews...in a three bedroom apartment.

to begin, my day started with a seven o'clock wake up from my little bean and a wonderful pulling of my hair on her part. after that it just got crazy (as usual). around one me and my mom went running around and got things she needed for the house. then we went and got my brother...on the way there she says "(my brother) has a piss test tomorrow and i forgot to get (my nephew) to pee for him...i'll have him do it after he gets home from school." wow lol (now you have to know that i'm not going to give names as i don't want anything to get weird for them). i would like to say that this is not normal for my family, but then i would be lying and i wont do that to you as no one reading this really knows us so it don't matter one way or another. what you need to know about my family is that out of all of them i am the only one that has not been to jail for an extended amount of time and therefore in a strange way i am the white sheep of the family.

the high light of my day was talking to my very crazy bff she is one of the funniest and craziest people i know and i love her very much. she is the one who said that i should start this thing and i thought that it would be a good idea because i really don't have many people that i can talk to so i will talk to you (though you probably wont talk back) i don't even know if anyone will read this but it will help me to get it out and to know that the craziness isn't just me lol.

so i just recently turned 21 and on my birthday only three people came...my mom, my step-dad, and one of my other really close friends...i invited like fifteen people. anyway, we went to the bowling alley cuz they give you free drinks on your birthday, we were there for like and hour and a half (when we got there me and my friend went to get our drinking bracelets but she doesn't have a state id so they wouldn't give her one) and i had given her like three sips of my drink so this "cop" came over and was like "i told you that she couldn't drink tonight, now that's the second time i've seen her take a drink you're out of here." we were just sitting there so my mom said, "we have to leave?" i said "yeah, cuz she took two drinks she 21 but we have to leave cuz she took two sips of my drink" so we left and got in the car. mom was like "that cop was a penis!" now the thing about my mom is she doesn't talk like that.......ever! so it was the funniest thing in the world to me (i was drunk at this point as i am a light weight)

i'm not sure what else to say right now so i'll write again soon.

All My Love,
Me

1 comment:

  1. Keep writing, dollface. This is a great start. Remember that this is public, so try to keep it on the funny side. I lovest you, bishface.

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